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A small town in north-east ohio with the shittiest, white trash people around would be Conneaut. almost all of conneaut is living off of welfare and food stamps, thinking they are black, when in all reality, there is at the most 8 actual black people in the whole city. conneaut is a place full of disease ridden whores, wanna-be drug dealers, and crazy white families. 95% of all teenagers that live in conneaut will never leave because they take after their parents and start popping out babies at 15, and also they are not fit for anywhere else in the world because conneaut is a place like no other. on a plus side, when teenagers get bored they can drive around and play wheres lazlo and look for him riding on his bike with his lawn care equipment, hawaiian shorts, tube socks, tank tops, and his wig. so, by taking a trip to "connea-rot" it wont be one you will soon forget!
i just went to conneaut and came back with aids... All i did was take a walk through their high school....
by PaiRynGiaKen July 25, 2011
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Connection Theory

Connection Theory is the idea that attractive young insecure women insult high-level men to lower them to her level and mask their own fear. In most cases, it is the only thing such a woman can do to connect with an intelligent man, whether in a positive or negative way, bringing him to a realm they understand and are experienced in. Such an action is a declaration that a woman feels intellectually inferior to a man and is insecure that a man will find her personality to be completely lacking.
Guy: I thought you had original opinions and views so I wanted to meet you in person, and see if the conversation is so amusing face-to-face as well and maybe get to know you afterwards.
Girl: I'm not interested, that's my excuse. Haha. Get over yourself. It's not an equation to solve. There is no formula, I just know and feel it, when it comes. And it didn't come with you buddy. Sorry. It's time for you to move on. Really.
Guy: Thank you for this high-level display of extreme insecurity and Connection Theory!
by Eric Kazinsky September 20, 2015
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Cennet

The one who fell from heaven and landed on some lucky ass dude. the smallest, most love-able, sexiest, most amazing girlfriend a man can ask for. the girl who turns dudes heads when she walks in the mall. shes the best!
an angel "Cennet"
by the luckiest man on earth October 18, 2010
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connecticunt

The connecticunt drove her car off the road.
by J from GR October 27, 2006
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Conneck

Connect, which is a name for the dude who supplies you with large amounts of drugs (if you're a slanger).
My conneck say he tight with the CIA!
by Dope Slanger May 10, 2006
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muff confetti

women's underwear - especially when thrown to singers/actors/pimps/ etc...
"Neil Diamond is old as fuck, but he still get's muff confetti when he sings."
by sung park May 18, 2004
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Conner

The handsomest guy you will ever see. Just one look can make you melt faster than chocolate. He makes all of his girlfriends feel special no matter what and isn't affraid to hold your hand.
Conners gf: OMGOSHhhh!!! Conner held my hand and didn't let go till I had to go and he is so handsome
Conners gf friend: really?? I wish my bf did that
by Fallinginlovewithyou:) December 21, 2011
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