Clout Chaser

A male or female who shows love and affection to a another with a higher reputation in order to gain popularity

this stranger will not stop calling and texting me he has to be a clout chaser

by Dr.diction August 16, 2018

Clout award

An award typically in an academic or work setting, that is granted to the most inoffensive candidate. In contrast to a typical award that is given to the most qualified candidate. Or to a candidate that better fits a predefined quota (hint: minorities). Or to the candidate who is willing to pay a fee (hint: scams).
Clout award's usually have no inherit value, due to having no real standards. On the surface they may appear to be prestigious, but behind the smoke and mirrors they mean squat.

They're the middle child of meaningless awards, with the younger being participation medals and the older being a Nobel peace prize.

"Why did Shaniqua, of all people in our Comp Sci class get the STEM nomination?" -Hwong Too
"It's not actually worth anything, it's just a (clout award)." -Johannes Schmidt

by With or without a hard 'r'? January 20, 2019

Clouted judgment

To make a poor decision(s) based on the idea that it will give you clout.

Following an infulencer lifestyle despite not being able to afford it out of the belief it will make you money and fame on social media leading to having clouted judgment

by CloutMasterKenobi February 19, 2019

Pussy Clout

To be drowning in the pussy. There are several rankings of Pussy Clout, starting with Basically Gay and ending with Pussy Slayer. In order to rank up, you must achieve an attainable and realistic amount of pussy.

Bro 1: “Bro, I just ranked up in Pussy Clout! Jessica sent me nudes!”
Bro 2: “Bro, that’s awesome! Soon you’ll be a Pussy Slayer!

by Junkaccount288282 September 22, 2018

clout cuts

(Verb): Driving fast and switching lanes through traffic, inches away from other cars. The more risky the lane change, the more clout you recieve.

Guy 1: Yo dude! Those clout cuts were sick! You got my respect brah!
Guy 2: Thanks broh

by RightWingAsian May 6, 2021

Queer Clout

(note that this should not exist but it still does bc corporate entities and pick me straight girls think so)

NOUN
The attention, praise, idolize/pedestalization, and all around buzz around queer identities.

This term is more commonly used by actual queer individuals in reference to someone pretending to be queer/identifying as heteroflexible, appropriating queer culture, or performatively supporting the LGBTQ+ community for attention. I is also used in reference to big brands/corporations using LGBTQ+ to sell or promote something.

"Megan's not actually bi, she's just looking for queer clout 🙄"
"She put heteroflexible in her bio LOL, so obvious she's just a queer clout chaser."

"Just because blank brand changed their logo to rainbow, doesn't mean queer clout's gonna do anything for them"

"Typically but not always, people who say they're "bicurious" are queer clout chasers."

by Demon Bunny June 6, 2021

Clout Syndrome

Faking a mental illness to gain clout or acting like you have one only for the camera.

Clout Syndrome is especially prevalent in younger adults and teenagers

by Ben Sharpedo September 9, 2023