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Danger Close Pro 

The one perk that broke modern warfare 2

What it does:

1. Increased explosive damage: increase the radius of explosives such as grenades, C4, and rockets. There go noobs and the grenade launchers

2. Increased air support: basically your killstreaks become much stronger. There is no running from Harriers, Helicopters, AC-130, or Airstirkes (even with Cold Blooded on)

How its used: campers and noobs use it with One Man Army, camp in one spot, and noob tube the fuck out of a map. Then they call in the Harrier and camp, call the AC-!30/Chopper Gunner and camp some more, then call in the nuke, end the game and ruin it for the rest of us.
Guy 1: (Kill Cam) That douche noob tubed me from across the map
Guy 2: Well duh, he has danger close pro, he can camp the whole map and then call in a stealth bomber
Guy 1: This game is full of these mother fuckers, I'm going to play MoH where there are no retarded perks
Danger Close Pro by Crunch666 December 15, 2010
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scary close 

1. things that happen too close for comfort
after calling in the bomb strike i was jolted back by an ordinance exploding scary close too my position
scary close by Major Paine September 16, 2008

playing me close 

Defined as aggressively watching, or following a persons every move.
"Man my damn boss be playing me close".
playing me close by Javi mane September 14, 2015

gross close 

being extremely close to one's family member, sexually speaking of course.
Damn homey, i banged my cousin last night; it was gross close!
gross close by V-Ball April 22, 2006

KD close 

1) Kissing Distance close. When a person gets super close to your mouth and they are within kissing distance
2) To close a kiss, aka lock lips for the first time
3) If unwelcomed can be invasion of personal space
"OMG so like whatevs, Joe and I were hanging out and he got like KD close, but he didn't K. What an asshole"

"I know my doctor is supposed to examine me, but he got kd close. It was so awkward."

" She did nothing. I was KD close and she just stared at me. I need you to come to the bar next week with us and be my wingman."
KD close by thatothergirlwhowasinline September 17, 2010

Threesome-close

A level of friendship that includes the ability to be involved in a threesome with a friend.
Guy 1- "My pal asked me to have a threesome with him and his girlfirend!"
Guy2- "Wow! You guys must be threesome-close!"
Threesome-close by Titty Christ August 3, 2015

so close! ❤️ 

Usually in response to a statement that is hilariously false, and proceeded by a childishly simple explanation
My favorite color is square.
So close! ❤️ That’s a shape
so close! ❤️ by luc designs August 3, 2023