meaty cleatus

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”

Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!

by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018

Yeetus Cleetus

Yeetus Cleetus is where you grab a child and yeet them

Guy: Hi child... YEETUS CLEETUS
Child: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Yamialive March 4, 2021

pull a celton

to caress someone's leg in a very awkward manner.

"DUDE! you did not just pull a celton on me!"

by Uncle Toast January 26, 2009

natal cleft

medical term for butt crack.

She has a huuuuge natal cleft.

by butt crack May 13, 2005

celtic

A scottish football club that are totally pish!!!
They wear a horrible green and white hooped top and there supporters have to use all there giro money to go and watch them and then they have to get crisis loans to pay for there 15 kids to eat!!!!!!!
There board are also that tight with there money that the only bonus there players get is that they can shag the celtic boy's club!!!!

Fuckers
Stupid
No hopers

by Henrik Larsson April 13, 2005

cleeting

checking out the ladies in an area and rating them using coughs and yawns.
cough-hot
yawn-ok

me and my homie went cleeting at the movies and found hundreds of chicks.

by wickedtoaster August 18, 2005

cheltess

to fuck and extremely large person

He cheltessed last night.
Man, my dream is to cheltess!
I would do anything to cheltess!

by Chelsea and Tess December 21, 2006