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Example 1 - 'He's so Celton! I just want to sex him up!'
by 20MG!5H4NN0N May 12, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A verb: The art of shaking babies. Although shaking babies is known to kill babies, to Celton is to shake the infant until it is handicapped or has down syndrom.
Example 1: "Yoh, kid with down syndrom! Were you Celtoned as a child?"
by Z0MG!D4N13LL3! May 07, 2008
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If you have a Celton in your life you are winning in general she is so pretty and nice that she seems to make the world a better place just by being in your life she's honest and politie and will never steer you wrong
" OMG celton looks so pretty today" " Like Always
by LIL LL2001 April 25, 2019
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