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A verb: The art of shaking babies. Although shaking babies is known to kill babies, to Celton is to shake the infant until it is handicapped or has down syndrom.
Example 1: "Yoh, kid with down syndrom! Were you Celtoned as a child?"
Celton by Z0MG!D4N13LL3! May 7, 2008
If you have a Celton in your life you are winning in general she is so pretty and nice that she seems to make the world a better place just by being in your life she's honest and politie and will never steer you wrong
" OMG celton looks so pretty today" " Like Always
Celton by LIL LL2001 April 25, 2019

pull a celton 

to caress someone's leg in a very awkward manner.
"DUDE! you did not just pull a celton on me!"
pull a celton by Uncle Toast January 26, 2009

corentin celton 

corentin celton by AlejandjoAlexandre November 18, 2022

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.
Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

Colton Larson 

The most beautiful guy in the world he has a massive cock he keeps the door locked until you knock knock knock
"Colton Larson is Sooooo hot" "ye he cute alright"
Colton Larson by Colton larson March 19, 2021
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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