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A verb: The art of shaking babies. Although shaking babies is known to kill babies, to Celton is to shake the infant until it is handicapped or has down syndrom.
Example 1: "Yoh, kid with down syndrom! Were you Celtoned as a child?"
Celton by Z0MG!D4N13LL3! May 7, 2008
If you have a Celton in your life you are winning in general she is so pretty and nice that she seems to make the world a better place just by being in your life she's honest and politie and will never steer you wrong
" OMG celton looks so pretty today" " Like Always
Celton by LIL LL2001 April 25, 2019

pull a celton 

to caress someone's leg in a very awkward manner.
"DUDE! you did not just pull a celton on me!"
pull a celton by Uncle Toast January 26, 2009

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.
Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

Colton Larson 

The most beautiful guy in the world he has a massive cock he keeps the door locked until you knock knock knock
"Colton Larson is Sooooo hot" "ye he cute alright"