backseat cleaning

When your parent or parents tell you what to clean as you're cleaning, which is completely unnecessary.

"John, don't forget to dust. Oh, while you're dusting, make sure you're getting the edges of the fan. And vacuum after you're done. And while you're vacuuming, get underneath the couch."
"For fuck's sake, mom, enough with the backseat cleaning!"

by GK162248 September 25, 2013

mr cleaning

when your rub one off while pretnding to be mr clean

hey bro whatcha doin

im just mr cleaning

by WetDogSmell99 July 4, 2016

shame cleaning

cleaning in rapid manner when you know company is coming over

I am shame cleaning for the barbecue tomorrow.

by pc4444 May 18, 2016

cleaning

what every woman should be doing

get in the kitchen and start cleaning woman

by ganjagirl420 November 9, 2010

cleaning lady

This is when, after having sex where a man cums in a girl, she sits on his face and he sucks it out. At the same time licking her pussy.

After he cumed in me i made him be my "cleaning lady" and suck it all out.

by Fetish Master October 30, 2007

self-cleaning oven

When you are ramming a dude with your ass and your ass isn't so fresh and what you really need is a jizenema, you say, "Clean me, Victor." As the guy jizzes, you leak chocolate man milk. Thus, your oven is cleaned.

I had the trots real bad last week, but Rodney gave me a dose of the self-cleaning oven last night. I am gonna save a bundle on my colonics this month.

by Easy Off October 2, 2010

cleaning out my closet

Coming out to the world that your gay.

I'm tired of all this weight on my shoulders. I'm "Cleaning out my closet"

by Redman1996 July 7, 2011