chopped & screwed

Music that has been adjusted or edited so that grandpa won't feel uncomfortable listening to it. Less bounce per ounce.

There's also a chopped & screwed version so that you people with absolutely no energy can still comfortably attempt to mingle with the angst-ridden youth.

by agentlovelette September 14, 2008

chopped

to chop a broad like to pick her up,meaning get her number name email

yo i chopped that broad last night
omg!! i chopped this solid guy last night

by cass February 22, 2004

comped

to get something for free or to take something from someone from under their noses without them knowing

broski i just comped hayden’s room

by hothoe18 February 20, 2019

cheapy chomper

1: A frugal misanthropist

2: An overly economical person, often at the expense of their own interests

Give us a quid you cheapy chomper.

by My May 9, 2003

Chompers

The mascot of Allegheny College, often portrayed by a short, drunk, blonde female, who enjoys smooshy mushy and wiggly

Chompers is often inebriated, and enjoys falling down stairs due to its immense feet.

by Crotchfire February 6, 2005

chomper

A dike who chomps on her girls clitorus

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............Chomper HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

by none June 11, 2003

Chopped

To get a haircut.

"Yo, I HAVE to get chopped today!"

by _itsDMoney_ November 26, 2016