by ValueSlut February 27, 2003
While holding the penis perpendicular to the body a group of men attempt to supress their errections while flicking each other repeatedly on the testicles
by Dr_Bunage March 06, 2008
by Team Chader April 06, 2005
Anger which may be exhibited by a female whenever she discovers that a potential sexual partner has small genitalia.
Matt and I almost had sex last night, but one look at what he was packing and my choad rage got the best of me.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009
It's similar to a Cocknozzle. It's what you call somebody who acts like a "know it all", and in most cases, is wrong more often than not.
Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?
Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.
Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.
Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.
Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.
by akendall October 21, 2009
A choad Charmer is a fictioal personal hygiene product used to prevent excessive odor from the choad, bifkin, grundle or taint. May also be called the taint tamer.
Man my ball sack sure is rank. I shure wish that someone would come out with a deoderant for your taint. Maybe they could call it the choad charmer!
by B Warden March 22, 2007