cheating

a loser who goes behind your back and does crap with your best friend

Chris is an asshole because he was cheating on Bailey with Cora.

by cmr April 28, 2004

the Cheat

1. A yellow cat-like creature with black spots, known only to exist in Strongbadia.

2. One who is not dead.

3. One who looks like the Cheat.

4. One who you can't stay mad at.

The Cheat is not dead....no....the cheat is not dead.

by Ben September 10, 2003

cheaters discount

when a divorce settlement is adjusted from 50/50 based on infidelity. it doesn't matter whether it was the ex-wife that boned the trainer cuz he acted like he was interested in her boring stories, or whether it was the ex-husband getting off with the young hot bartender in the back cooler based on his generous tipping and free drink giving. what don't you understand here: in either case the cheater gets less than the cheatee. wtf, it's not that difficult a concept, get lost peasant.

guy1 - What's your prediction on how much cheaters discount Jen will give Steve?

girl1- Great question, Im thinkin like 70/30. If you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying anal with her boss for a solid 3 years, but Steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.

guy1: yeah that sounds about right.

by norwegianmissile January 21, 2010

cheatercheaterbestfriendeater

a song by Christofer Drew (nevershoutnever) in which he disses his ex-girlfriend for cheating on him with his best friend and many other people. the most epic cheating song ever.

guy: My girlfriend just broke up with me. :(
Christofer Drew: that's okay, she's a cheatercheaterbestfriendeater, she'll get std's soon enough. (:

by imintrouble; August 29, 2010

Cheated

Worse shock in the world. When you find out by accident or the person you love deliberately reveals that they are emotionally or physically involved with someone else.Without even telling you or any warning.

You feel worthless, self pitied and wronged and it's like the Worst feeling in the world. As you loved them and trust them with all your heart. But they don't care about you or your emotions for them you were just another shoe on their dooemat. These people are disrespectful, superficial and extremely untrustable and often have multiple relationships going on they will come back to a genuine person after realising what they lost unconditional love. But you can't accept them back as you lose all love and respect for them when you find out their true self behind that mask that they use.

It's better to eliminate them from your lives for good. But don't let that experience make you bitter or angry at future attempts of love. Just don't invest heavily in emotion or time unless you've tested them properly.

Dave: what happened Joey between you and your girlfriend.

Joey : Left her bitch was deliberately ignoring me later I found out slut was cheating with some other guy.

Dave: Sorry Bruh u just got cheated and used by that slut

by Boris33_ November 1, 2019

The Cheat

Strong Bad's little yellow buddy who enjoys making short cartoons on his iMac and resting in the crisper drawer.

The Cheat is the best player on the CGNU beat stuff up team.

by Kameron the best June 20, 2003

Diablo The Cheater

An alternate persona for the Twitch streamer, DougDoug. This persona for him is used for cheating game console games, specifically interdemionsal sex simulator games which are powered by necromancers. He also considers himself a god, rivaling others to prove his superiority. Usually, this persona is seen in a Thanos bathing suit with a Waluigi cap on his head.

"Hey, friend have you seen Diablo The Cheater recently?"
"No, not really. All I've heard is he is doing interdemionsal sex simulators power by fucking necromancers.

by Professor Sakura January 25, 2023