chester drago

best kid ever, also felt left out of all the online cat fighting that the 7th (and some 8th) grade girls were having.

Note: kim yulick, emily silk, etc. God damnit, why can't these girls just grow up?

Kim: You're a rabbit.
Garrette: You're a slut.

Time to grow up. Kim isn't a slut, garrette is obviously a human, just get over yourselves ladies.

by chester April 16, 2005

Chestnut

To punch somebody for little to no reason

"So we were at this bar having a good time, when out of nowhere Zach just chestnuts a complete stranger, and we got thrown out.

by Rob Freidman January 27, 2008

chester molester

One who has sex with children.

Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

chesting

When one guy seemingly at random punches another guy in the chest, knocking the air out of him. This is done back and forth between the two males as a game. Each incident is increasingly surprising for the victim.

Guy 1: -sitting on the couch, watching T.V.-
Guy 2: -creeps up behind couch, with stealth-
Guy 1: -goes to change the channel...-
Guy 2: -attacks- "CHEST!"
Guy 1: -falls over, without air-

This is chesting.

by anonymous576 January 28, 2006

Chester Stache

The name for the big, furry mustache some guys grow that reminds you of a child molester, or "Chester".

"Dude, you seriously need to shave of that chester stache....... People will start to think you drive a big, white van and abduct small children......."

by AJay_BigBlue August 14, 2009

Chester Gang

A group that live the lifestyle of making money, getting fucked up and making friends. Unlike Taylor Gang they prefer dating over fucking random girls.

Chester Gang originated in Fairwood (a part of Renton, WA) and mostly consists of hipsters and skaters.

Taylor1: Is that dude gay? I haven't seen him hit on a single breezie!!

Taylor2: No, he has a girlfriend. That's Chester Gang. More bitches for us! I smell some good weed though let's match them!

by _masterpiece_ July 27, 2011

chester claw

the chester claw is the name given to the method of multi-stimulating a women, the process consists of clitorial, g-spot and prostrate stimulation simultaneously using thumb, index finger and medius...first applied successfully at the Bear and Billet in Chester therefore named approriately after the region it was discovered.

We didn't have sex yet but I introduced Sarah to the "chester claw"

by mojo69er May 7, 2013