I love chemistry

Gay slang for “I wanna get fucked in the ass”

-“I love chemistry so much man it’s my favourite subject!!”
-“damn look at you craving for some dick jeez calm down we get it you want to get some raw dick up that ass”

by Idk6940 November 21, 2022

Spacetime-Probability Chemistry

The study of how atoms and molecules behave across the probability dimension, revealing that chemical reactions don't just have outcomes—they have entire probability landscapes. When you mix two substances, every possible reaction occurs somewhere in probability-space; you just happen to be observing the branch where you got the expected result (or didn't, if you're unlucky). This explains why your cake sometimes rises perfectly and sometimes collapses into a sad, dense pancake—both cakes exist, you're just in the branch where the collapse happened. Spacetime-probability chemistry also accounts for "impossible" reactions that occasionally occur in labs: they're just rare probability branches that someone happened to observe.

Example: "Her baking was a lesson in spacetime-probability chemistry. The recipe was identical every time, but the results varied from 'magnificent' to 'why is it green?' She now believes that somewhere in probability-space, she's a famous pastry chef, and the version of her in this branch is just experiencing the statistical noise of a universe that occasionally decides cake should be green."

by Abzugal February 14, 2026

N-Dimensional Chemistry

The study of how atoms and molecules arrange themselves when they have access to more than three spatial dimensions, leading to chemical structures that would blow your 3D mind. In 4D, carbon can form bonds in directions that would be impossible here, creating molecules with properties that we can't even imagine—including, possibly, a solvent that actually removes red wine stains. N-dimensional chemistry explains why certain reactions seem to happen "magically" in labs: they're just tapping into higher-dimensional configurations that occasionally leak into our 3D reality. The periodic table in N dimensions has elements that don't exist here, which is frustrating for chemists who would really like to work with unobtainium.

*Example: "He proposed an N-dimensional chemistry experiment to synthesize a molecule that existed only in 5D. His grant was denied with the note 'please specify which dimension you'll be working in.' He said 'all of them.' They said 'no.' He now believes that 5D molecules are real but suppressed by the grant committee, which exists only in 3D and is therefore fundamentally limited."*

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Olivia in Chemistry

Someone who becomes a jokester in the presence of any chemistry related subject, and says "sowwy, u probably hate me uwu" every 5 seconds.

You: Ugh this chemistry project is so hard!

Them: I'm having an Olivia in Chemistry moment, all I want to do is joke around! Sowwy UwU!

by bradmacdonald October 18, 2024

Organic math chemistry tutor

The true sleeper of keeping the next generation in check.

A:bro I’m struggling with tomorrows test and professors notes are dogshit
B: no worries bro organic math chemistry tutors got your back, he will explain the whole topic in under an hour and I don’t think most of us would have survived in college without him.

by NotACollegeDropoutAnymore September 22, 2025

chemiatrics

medical treatment using chemicals, such as chemotherapy.

The cancer patient is undergoing chemiatrics.

by uttam maharjan January 19, 2013

cheistine

When you hate yourself and are doing stupid definitions on Urban Dictionary.

"Bro, I just had a cheistine session my main man!"

by scrumptiousMonster July 8, 2017