Nick Canning

A simpleton, an absolutely failure in the game of life. Someone who would crash his scooter into a parked smart car. He who is a Nick Canning, is worse off than those aboard the Failboat... They crash land in the land of pure fail and writhe in the torment of a thousand fails.

"Haha, you suck!"
"Oh yeah... Well... Well your stupid!"
"Wow... Your such a Nick Canning"
(2nd guy leaves crying)

by Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

Candy Caning

Candy caning is when a girl is on her menstrual cycle, and she has sexual intercourse with a male. Afterwards she performs fellacio and sucks the blood off the penis. Then Switches back to having sex and the back to oral and repeat.

Jen comes home after a late night at the Bar to find Geb looking all hot and stuff!!! She could not resist despite being on her period. She had to have him so she starting Candy Caning.

by Snow Flake September 4, 2013

cunting

Like bitching but more so.

I think Mark has sand in his vagina, he hasn't stopped cunting all fucking day.

by Joe November 16, 2003

cunting

To gather with your male companions and engage in the pursuit of sexual intercourse with members of the opposite sex.

"Hey Jon! Let's get fucked up and go cunting tonight!"

by Matt and Jon July 20, 2007

Soup-Canning

Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.

The other day, some douchebag got arrested for soup-canning a kid by the highway.

by NickKennedy October 27, 2008

Cunting

Coloring in pictures naked; preferably with a female acquaintance. A common variation of cunting involves the male having an erection during the coloring process.

Hey man, I was cunting with your girlfriend last night - Me
I saw the pictures from it, they were exquisite. - Friend
I know, your girlfriend taught me to color in the lines. - Me

by falball432 February 26, 2013

Cunting

Cunting is where a lad is being such a nobhead where he deserves to have his cock taken off and given a cunt instead.

"Omg that lad needs a cunting"
"Oh yeah he deserves a cunting"

by hujbjigyvjubkijgh May 5, 2014