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Bumperstickering

The act of spending hours on Facebook looking for and sending bumper stickers to people.
While on Facebook chat: "Dude, I'm totally bumperstickering you right now."
by Frau Wendla May 14, 2008
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Bummer bite

A bite from a hotdog that contains all bun and no hotdog. Also, works for hamburgers and like foods.
Ah man...I just got a bummer bite! Why do they make the bun twice as long as the hotdog!?
by dwwrobertson February 12, 2009
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bummersauce

when youre bummed to the point of wanting to throw sauce at someone.. not to be compared to weak sauce; although, can be just as disappointing.

not to be found in the latin dictionary.. yet.

always to be preceded or followed by a heavy sigh.
thing 1.. "oh, you dont have the new radiohead on vinyl?"
thing 2.. "nah, we sold out. we should have it in a month.."
thing 1.. *sigh* "bummersauce."
by lissterine22 June 12, 2011
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Bumper Sticker Mentality

An inability to examine an issue in depth. An inability to get beyond the basic thought, which sticks in their head like a mantra, closing off all other avenues of consideration.
Due to Larry's bumper sticker mentality, he was unable to understand the nuances of an issue beyond a basic premise, as in "guns don't kill people, people kill people." He lacked the ability to think beyond the bumper sticker.
by The Polish Grammarian December 11, 2015
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Bumper cars

When two guys bump their dicks together until one of them cums
The two of them played bumper cars all last night
by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
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5 Seconds of Bummer

The awkward moment where a girl allows you to enter her Anal cavity with your pork sword only for you to prematurely ejaculate after 5 seconds.
A guy walks into work and approaches his colleague: "Hey Dave last night were a right old travesty, Tina finally allowed me to go down brown town and I only lasted 5 seconds... Total 5 seconds of Bummer man!"
by Jlonsdale92 February 3, 2015
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bumper-pee

The act of using your vehicle as support (and/or to block your bare ass from view) when you can't make it to a "real" restroom and instead have to use the side of the road as a toilet. Can be the result of either an emergency or laziness and is preferably done in a secluded place.
Earlene drank her Boone's wine so fast on the way to the party that we had to stop and let her bumper-pee at least three times before we even got there.

I can't hold it to the next rest stop -- you're gonna have to stop and let me bumper-pee or I'm gonna wet my pants in your car!!!
by kellyj2777 August 11, 2006
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