Bradford Pear Tree

Someone who is physically attractive but suffers from gastrointestinal issues resulting in frequent flatulence.

Hey Brad! Did you see Stacey the other day? She is fucking HOT. How is she still single?

Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.

by k_saymit February 12, 2022

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

bragfag

A fag who brags.

She is a bragfag.

by Ficklesteiner Randomface August 25, 2003

baffed

slang (baffed, baffed out, totally baffed)

very tired, worn out, exhausted

He was totally baffed out after running the marathon.

by Coldrake October 6, 2016

Brafftastic

1. Zach Braff making something fantastic.

2. A ZB super-fan's slang for something cool.

1.Did you see Scrubs last night? It was Brafftastic.

2. Your shirt is so Brafftastic.

by GeekNerd September 15, 2007

Buff-Baff

Buff-Baff is a Jamaican slang word for extremely rigorous and sweaty sex.

"I couldn't be bothered wid de buff-baff, me haffi take one breather"
"So Usman, what are your thoughts on the buff-baff?"

by Bobby McBuffbaff October 23, 2013

baffed

Failed or burned out, such as an electronic device or component

My iPhone is baffed.

by DinsdalePirhana April 24, 2016