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Definitions by k_saymit

Bradford Pear Tree

Someone who is physically attractive but suffers from gastrointestinal issues resulting in frequent flatulence.
Hey Brad! Did you see Stacey the other day? She is fucking HOT. How is she still single?

Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.
Bradford Pear Tree by k_saymit February 12, 2022