The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.
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a term used to describe when a person gets such an intense boner that the "inner boner" threatens to part the seams of your "outer boner" like a cartoon chimp squeezing a banana at the base so that it peels, and the "inner banana" flies across the room leaving only the flaccid "outer banana" peel hanging grotesquely over your balls like a popped balloon.
"When she snuck her hands down into my boxers while we were grinding on the dance floor, she found such a skin-ripping boner that she had to yell out to her friends to throw down their handbags and come over for a look at the rare and exciting phenomenon."
by theGUARDian January 8, 2010
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Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.
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by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010
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"Get out of the car already man!"
"I can't, I'm pitchin a tent...buzz boner man, that road was bumpy."
"I can't, I'm pitchin a tent...buzz boner man, that road was bumpy."
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