bottle tied

To be so drunk you can't get an intelligent word out even though you are still conscious.

He was trying to talk to that girl but he had so much whiskey he went Boomhauer on her. He's definitely "bottle tied" tonight. He's lucky if he doesn't get slapped down cause he won't shut up even though you can't understand most of what he says.

by Pianomanic November 23, 2016

Swish Bottle

Swish Bottle or just Swish is another form or rather option for stating something is of great value/cool.

Your car is very "Swish bottle"
That new movie was Swish

by HurpinDerp June 19, 2011

payday bottle

N: (pay-daye bot-ul) The coveted 1,750ml of simple joy usually un attainable except on the 1st and 15th of the month. Usually followed by lack of judgement, extreme libido and emptiness of the wallet.

Hank: hot damn1 payday bottle o' beam. Willie; "et the good times roll!

by sameoneverytime October 3, 2009

Bottle top

• having no real value or use.

• (of a person) having no good qualities; deserving contempt.

Man, you kidding me? I’m not paying that price, that thing’s as valuable as a bottle top.

by TigerBloodDC February 17, 2019

water bottle

An exceptionally large penis that can release seminal fluid many feet. 9 inches AT LEAST.

Slut1: How big is your boyfriend
Slut2: Like 10 inches
Slut1: what's that like?
Slut2: A water bottle in your coolie.

by TommyTubervillelicksmyballs September 27, 2007

PET bottle

noun, countable
the PET bottle
a sports event in which competitors throw a 750ml PET bottled paint at the Japanese Embassy.

The PET bottle will be approved as a new field event at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.

by Adamo-chan July 24, 2005

Blondie in a bottle

A woman with black or dark brown hair dyes her hair blonde with horrifying results.

"look at the dark roots on that blondie in a bottle."

by SakeenahQ8 February 7, 2009