Boring

Me starting to write real defenitions for real words.

“Im boring” (really i am)

by Darkness666 November 22, 2020

Un-boring

Ikea
see boring

The Ikea store, with its stupid funiture and lamps was very Un-Boring

by brahm2 September 28, 2003

Sail Boating

Blowing on boobs.

I went to motorboat my girl last night but I was laughing so hard that I just blew on them instead...sail boating!

by Letsgeauxmunging2night November 14, 2009

Purple Boating

When a man/female moterboats a woman so hard that her nipples turn purple, and they then have a liability to falling off, or produce curdled milk when lactating.

Dude i was purple boating a girl so hard her baby can only get sour milk outta those purple tits!

by Fricken Awesome Dude December 13, 2010

booty boating

Motor Boating someones butt.

Jack comes up behind Sarah booty boating her bum.

by Sarah Jaidov November 17, 2013

troll boating

"*S*nailing" or "troll boating" is when a man ejaculates on a woman's body, leaving a pearl necklace stretching from her mouth to her vagina, and another (preferably) woman comes along and licks it up.

It's supposed to be either resemble a snail's path if you're on land. And if you've done any fishing with live bait, you'll understand why it's troll boating: it's in the slow, gradual and methodical delivery of your load.

You better pack a big load if you wanna go troll boating

by Mr. Pucker September 25, 2010

boating

funny word to say randomly.

definition: to go out on a boat and tool around randomly. you idiot, you don't know what boating means.

used to cause maximum distraction and confusion in the surrounding area. Throw it into your speech in random areas.

Can also be used as a greeting or salutation.

'hey whats up man, we're going to the club, you comin? hell ya, man, boating!'

OR

(on meeting someone) nice to meet you, boating.

OR
(on leaving a pal) see later bro, boating!

by Schoelman June 13, 2004