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fruit booter

a stupid fagget that discovered wearing heelies and soaps werent good enough so the threw some weels on their cow boy boots and tried to jump down a stair.

Q.=what kind of pussy fagget cant jump onto a rail and ride for a second.

A.=all u queer ass rollerbladers!!@#!#!
hey whats the difference between skaters and bladers, skaters dont wear cow boy boots with wheels.
by Austin de clark bitches March 20, 2005
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Fruit Booter

A dumb shit who cant skateboard, therefore tries to succeed by glueing wheels to there gay shoes that are most likely worn with assless chaps!!!
Person 1)Look at that fruitbooter.
Person 2)Yeah, i saw him on a gay porn video.
by sk8board4life April 4, 2005
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Bootstrapping

When 2 girls lie on their stomachs while you insert one foot into each vagina and you pull on their hair while you attempt to walk with your feet still inside them.
Me and the ladies are going bootstrapping tonight! Oh boy!
by Billy Lurker September 20, 2017
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booster

1)A positive situation. Something to be excited about.
I railed her last night, that shit was a booster.
by pejman December 13, 2008
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fruit booter

name given to bladers by skateboarders or wood pushers inliners are just people who aren't talented enough to skateboard
fruit booters are just a waste of skatepark space
by A.J.M. December 27, 2003
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Fruit booter

Gay ass looser that wants to look cool infront of girls but cant be arsed to do any thing that requires any skill or effort so they wear plastic ski boots with wheels and wear their dads jogging bottoms and white t-shirts and think they are Eminem.
Hey man look at that fucking gay fruit booter, if he snakes me one more time im gonna go tell his dad that his wearing his joggers again.
by nik and josh June 5, 2004
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Booster

A booster is an individual you look at and wonder how they get through every single day. A person riding a bicycle through life in the wrong direction. Even going in the wrong direction, they constantly hit the curb, landing on the bike frame, over time their ball nuts are transformed into a mangina.
A true booster constantly has something to say and wants to help with everything and anything that involves the opposite of their actual responsibilities and will wear themselves out trying to boost out of those responsibilities. A booster is a lifetime member of the “get a long gang”. The “get a long gang” roams through life on a single red caboose bringing eye rolls and temple rubs to all they encounter.

Manager: hey Johnny why isn’t Chauncey back from his lunch.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
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Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
Manager: hey Johnny why isn’t Chauncey back from his lunch.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
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Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
by Chauncey Onchow ChickenLord September 16, 2020
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