blub

An establishment that amalgamates the prevailing negative aspects of a bar and club.

Person 1: 'Hmm the pub is closing. Where else is open?'
Person 2: 'We could hit the blub'
Person 1: 'That's a terrible idea. I'm sleepy. I'm going'
Person 2: ''kay'
Person 3: 'I'm just here to get drunk no matter where'

by TomwithanH October 22, 2012

Blubber shirt

The oversized T-shirt that a obese person wears at a waterpark or swimming to cover their immense flab. When wet, it adheres to the blubber, defeating the purpose of wearing the shirt.

Her: Did you see the size of the cannonball that guy did?

Him: What guy?

Her: That guy, the one in the blubber shirt.

by dogstar7 March 23, 2010

blubbering vagina

Is someone who has sex in another person room.

Something a blubbering vagina would do

by Eloy May 30, 2004

Blubberish

Impolite term for Fat

Dang you lookin kinda blubberish!- man

thanks jerk- blubberish man

by manODefinition October 23, 2012

blubble

Endearing term for when a drunk friend talks to you and tells you nice things.

You heard Michael? He's been blubbling all evening.
Yeah, he likes to blubble while drunk.

by The Gingenator September 8, 2012

blubber lover

It is when a man or woman is only sexually arroused by whales. They will normally have whale painting or art somewhere located in their house especially the bedroom. Most need to hear whale sounds while having sex in order to be sexually arroused.

When Thomas was drunk he was talking about how he is a blubber lover.

by Jesus Isn't White July 22, 2016

Bluber

When you get or receive a blow job in an Uber.

The fare was on surge pricing but I ended up getting a Bluber so it worked out!

by DeeBee3 June 25, 2017