blinking heck

A phrase used predominantly by the elderly, works the same way as “bloody hell”. Used as a form of expression when you’re surprised or frustrated.

Sally: look at the rain! It’s really pouring!
Anne: blinking heck! My washing is on the line!

by kktbhid November 28, 2023

blinking

another intensifier like bloody, stupid, ruddy, really, very, fricking

person 1: omg look at that girl blocking the door
person 2: blinking idiot! let me through

person a: i hate all these blinking traffic lights

person b: agreed! they are so blinking annoying

by gopro7reekal December 6, 2023

Brunking

When yu jerk yure penis an poo att same tim

IM BRUNKING RN

by IbarTheGr8t December 9, 2023

blumkin

When a man receives head whilst taking a poo

“my girl gave me blumkin last night”

by pooeydooeh1 March 4, 2024

blunkendonker

Getting head when taking a shit

What a relief…a double relief, I just got a blunkendonker!

by anonymous April 18, 2024

Blupkin

Sex with a toilet

Bro i just had the craziest blupkin

by anonymous May 31, 2024

blinking blanks

When you’re blinking and it takes ages for your eyes to open again.

A : are you still awake?
B : im blinking blanks

by j3nfr June 1, 2024