blos·som·ing
When a man puts his compressed hand into a womans vagina, then spreads open his fingers like a blossoming flower, creating instant elation and super orgasms.
When a man puts his compressed hand into a womans vagina, then spreads open his fingers like a blossoming flower, creating instant elation and super orgasms.
"That guy I picked up at bingo last night started blossoming my vayjayjay. He kept whispering "seed to a tree, seed to a tree'. It was so hawt."
by Sundog_ August 6, 2014
Get the Blossoming mug.Fat bitches who go to concerts hours early to save a spot and then get mad when they begin to get tired and skinny sexy ladies begin to needle their way through thus ensuring that they will not get to touch a rockstar are called hog blossoms.
Girl: "I just shook that rockstar's hand! Yay!!"
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."
Guy: "That's awesome! I was scared for a minute we wouldn't make it through the hog blossoms."
by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016
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"omg dude, that new car is so boss. omg, it's awesome too."
"you might venture to say that it's bossome."
"o.O i guess."
"you might venture to say that it's bossome."
"o.O i guess."
by Alex August 20, 2003
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Get the Butt blossoms mug.When the skateboard gets in between your nether region and the ground, or landing on rails in between you legs. Could also be used for you landing on anything, hitting you down there. Similar to Ass Knife, but more PG.
I need some ice cream for my butt, I just got blossomed!
I got blossomed last year, now I have 1 full and two halves.
I got blossomed last year, now I have 1 full and two halves.
by Incogni December 15, 2020
Get the Blossomed mug.Slang for a group of people that sit around all day and do nothing with there lifes.Usually they waste there time screaming like children and complaining about things.They unIronically use slang they don't understand. Blossomhouse can also be used for group chats where several men simp over a single person.
I hear that logan kid joined a blossomhouse, Hasnt been the same sense.
I always knew jake was a simp. he joined a blossomhouse a while ago.
I can't believe paul joined a Blossom house,They have been motivating his lazy behaviour
I always knew jake was a simp. he joined a blossomhouse a while ago.
I can't believe paul joined a Blossom house,They have been motivating his lazy behaviour
by John William, August 22, 2021
Get the Blossomhouse mug.Bro I was banging this chick last night and didn’t have a condom, so I pulled out a blosdom instead.
by Teekums July 1, 2019
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