study beard

The result of a guy not shaving for a week or two during finals.

Look at that guy's study beard--likely the result of him not shaving for a week or two during finals.

by Benjamin C. April 16, 2008

beardgasm

Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .

Did you see Brian Wilson's new "filthy" pitch? I just had a beardgasm!

by The Supertits May 10, 2011

beardmance

When others can't stop talking about your god like beard! They go as far as wanting to rub up against your mighty whiskers or even running their fingers through your facial fur!

Last night I saw a mighty beard..and all I could think of was how I want to stroke that mountainous beard.....Dude I think I'm having a beardmance for those whiskers!

by beardster December 1, 2011

Bearded Pony

The act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they pass out from drunken fatigue. Proceeding to masturbate to their naked body and finishing onto their face. Next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.

Frank: Jillian called me this morning, she doesn't remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in jizz and pubes.

Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.

Frank: You are a god!

by SchlongJohnSilvers September 18, 2012

The Beard Of Rasputin

The most mystical beard of them of. Dr. Kryptonite discovered it in the the late 17th century. He hoarded it for many years. Papa J discovered it and has used to enslave and persecute his minions. It is said that those who possess this beard, will rule. There can only be lord or the rasputin. You will the very best like no one ever was!

Fredo: "Oh man this beard looks so stupid."

Dingo: "What are you saying? This is the most powerful beard of all! It's The Beard Of Rasputin!"

Fread: "What??"

Dingo: "I shall enslave you!!!"

by dalyllama35 August 17, 2011

double beard

When a gay man and a lesbian woman marry/date in order to cover up their homosexuality

Mary and Anthony are pretending to love each other, thats such a double beard

by Thehomoloco February 24, 2015

Spock has a beard

Days when nothing seems to go right, as if you have had a transporter accident and beamed into a parallel universe where everything is harsher, more vile, and more difficult. Just as you begin to wonder why you seem to be so out of sync with things, you notice that Spock has a beard.

You are headed to work by the route you take every day, but the buses are running off schedule, so suddenly you are running late. Then you find that your usual coffee spot got burned down in the riots the night before. You get to the train to find that your usual train has broken down, so there are almost double the passengers on the next one, and you have to stand all the way. Finally, you get to work to find your boss is pissed that you missed the morning meeting that you didn't get the notice for yesterday anyway. And so it goes all day. Finally, you get home, crack a beer, switch on the tube, and only old re-runs of Star Trek are playing, but you notice that Spock has a beard.

by morbidius June 17, 2011