Bendy Tendy

A "Bendy Tendy" is a goalie in hockey who sucks. Bender in hockey normally means you suck because you have such poor balance/control over your skates that your ankles bend all over the ice. Tender is short for goaltender. Combine them, add a "y" at the end for fun and you have it. A bendy tendy.

Hockey teammate: "..that goalie's a sieve.. couldn't keep a beach ball from going into the net.."

Other hockey teammate: "Ohh i see. Bendy tendy?"

Hockey teammate: "Yup... bendy tendy"

by hkyman4 November 20, 2011

bent willy

a woman that is so attractive, she makes you suddenly jam your dick into the front of your pants.

That babe that just walked by is such a "bent willy", I'd like to stuff that stuff soon, man!

by busterboner August 28, 2009

benjy

1. (noun) benjy - a dude who has a deep passion for asians

Did you hear about that new sushi bar?

yeah, benjy was tellin me about it.

by mayosandwichowl January 7, 2010

get bent

A put down in the vein of Fuck You and Piss Off only less offensive

"Choose a lane you lousy woman driver"
"get Bent"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003

benny

An amphetamine tablet taken as a stimulant.

(Kerouac on writing)...and after all what do I really know about it except you've got to stick to it with the energy of a benny addict.

by matt russell June 13, 2006

bentard

Someone who regularly where's a leather jacket and looks like the character neo from 'The Matrix'. Usually has ginger hair and is associated with mental problems.

For the last time it's not the morning you bentard!

Leave me alone you bentard!

You blow you fucking bentard!

by Hannah Hot May 9, 2005

twenny bennys

A term used in relation to a packet of Cigarettes ( usually Benson And Hedges)

possibly of North English origin

" Al 'ave Twenny Bennys please, squire"

by Noah_swann June 24, 2005