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bearded axe wound 

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.
bearded axe wound by trevor March 9, 2003
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cervical pick-axe 

A penis that is too large for the receiving vagina...it damages the vagina and produces a profuse amount of blood upon withdrawal.

initiates an axe wound.

the opposite of "truck bay"
Phil unleashed his cervical pick-axe last night...do you know how i know?...blood everywhere!

When i broke her in it was cervical pick-axe style...but now i shes a truck bay...a heavy dose of labial whisking happened in between.
cervical pick-axe by Alzo April 26, 2009

The Axe Defect 

When Axe is overused to the point of actually counteracting The Axe Effect.
Jack: Brett was doing real good with that girl over their til she leaned in on him. Then she suddenly got up and ran away.
Ace: Probably the Axe Defect.
The Axe Defect by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005

battle axe 

A fierce, unpleasant older woman with strong opinions.
Ms. Henry is a real battle axe!
Just ignore that old bird, she's a battle axe.
battle axe by MustangGT September 25, 2005

Rape-axe 

Invented by Dr. Sonnet Ehlers from South Africa, the “anti-rape” female condom, the "Rape-axe", has jagged teeth that hooks onto a man’s penis during penetration. Once latched on to a man, the device can only be removed by a doctor.
X: "Yo... why walkin´so weird?"
Y: "Oh man... fooling around I got caught by a Rape-axe."
Rape-axe by rperazag June 26, 2010

Hairy axe wound 

Womans vaginal opening. So called because of an obvious likeness to the shape of an axewound in a womans vagina. Can only really apply if the vagina is unkempt and is hairy.

See Cunt or Pussy.
I bust my nut into your mums hairy axe wound last night.

-or-

Want me to stick my cock in your hairy axe wound?
Hairy axe wound by Sparky897 December 22, 2003