Pick Axe

A sexual position used by people with mighty long noses. When taking the girls pants off and before licking her out, insert thumb up her anal cavity and then using the nose as a penetrative tool, by moving the head back and forth into the vagina in a pick axe action

Rupert - "How are you feeling after our pick axeing last night??"
Megan - "A bit sore this morning, how's your pecker?"
Rupert - "I think i've broken my mighty long nose darling, serious pick axeing last night"

by J Samsone February 18, 2014

Hot Axe

When your groin smells like shit and everyone can smell you 100ft away. You smell so bad that you don't even like it.

Friend- "Omg what's that smell? It smells like a dead fat bitch!"

Guy- "It's my hot axe."

Friend- "BIITCH!"

by umbreonxxx August 26, 2019

axe-man

The lead guitarist in a rock band.

"Meet Jeff, he is the axe-man in the band "Audio Bliss"

by J.C.Superstar December 14, 2019

Axe Overload

When a man puts on an extreme amount of Axe deodorant, filling your nostrils with the cheap fragrance.

Usually preformed by teenagers.

Dude did you smell that kid?

The one that passed by a min ago smelling like cheap Axe Phoenix?

Axe Overload.

Yeah.

Yeah.

by Greyblood January 4, 2011

dirty Ax

A flaming hot homosexual with a fetisch for seeing people eat Ikea’s schnitzel on top of a raw, still living salmon with a spoon.

“I have a piss-kink, what are you into?”
”I’m a bit of a dirty Ax.”

by anonymous September 7, 2021

sects axe

What religious dyslexics do with each other in the privacy of their bedroom.

They kept a diary detailing their devout if kinky sects axe, confident that if it were ever discovered, no one could decipher it.

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

Axe the door

The act of reenacting the scene from the movie 'The Shining' where the guy cuts the door and says " Here's Johnny! "

Paul told Phil to axe the door

by myeahh November 14, 2016