your gay aunt

"your gay Aunt" describes a Person who is not too fussy about doing things properly. This Person might just not be too botherd about someting or is just too lazy to put in too much Effort.

Your gay Aunt would not bother to use Fresh Herbs when cooking, the Dried stuff is just fine.
It needs to be mixed right in the first place, your gay aunt or your Thanos hat wearing cousin is never going to bother to do this.
by Woords March 21, 2023
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Aunt Fran Special

When one becomes unruly and needs an adjustment in behavior, a fully clothed shower is given to settle down.
Dan is being a Dick, maybe he needs an Aunt Fran Special to chill.
by B Dingus July 14, 2021
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Sneaky Aunt Martha

(n.) a surprise technique used by a woman being fucked from behind. The woman buries her face in a pepper covered pillow to make herself sneeze at the same time her man starts to cum. The sneeze will cause her vaginal muscles to grip his ejacualting dick like the airway-constricting hug from fat Aunt Martha little boys try to hide from at family reunions.
My wife’s Sneaky Aunt Martha hugged my dick so tight, I was gasping for air when I busted a nut.
by Btwitsjennifer April 24, 2018
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Aunt Mary's Goat

a disease of the nipple, resulting in elongation and toughness of the nipple, heard to be able to hold 3 to 4 small children off of one tit.
My Aunt Mary has a disease called Aunt Mary's goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one tit!
by Poopin in ur boot January 06, 2010
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Aunt Jemima

The act of locking a girl in a closet for a period of 5-24 hours, after said lock up, one ejaculates onto pancakes and offers them to the girl. The girl should be so hungry that she eats them.
by sicknastymn July 17, 2009
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Visit Aunt Sally

mostly used by modest women when they excuse themselves to the restroom
Tara was out to dinner with her friends when she said, "Please excuse me, I'm going to visit Aunt Sally. I will be right back."
by JoeHo3 September 12, 2009
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ur aunt bisexual

The only insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined, it is so powerful that all no u bounces off of it, and nothing can block it.
Ben: ur mom gay
John: Don't make me do it.
Ben: Bet you won't, pussy.
John: ur aunt bisexual

*The insult hits Ben so hard it sends him to a parallel universe*
by GrammaSoop March 15, 2018
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