The alcoholic aunt - everyone has one. Usually found listing sideways on the couch at family gatherings, trapping younger relatives with an iron grip on the arm and imparting "some things about life no one else has the balls to tell you." This species is particularly abundant around the holidays.
Don't leave me alone at the party tonight, my Auntoholic Miriam is coming to visit and she always wants "girl talk" with me. (Shudder)
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A wet, passionate, kiss that is given on the cheek which involves squeezing of the arms and lipstick stains. We’ve all experienced an aunt kiss before, especially on Christmas and Thanksgiving
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“Aunty pork paid a visit last night” “aw dude that sucks, did you lube up?” “Nope, was bleeding all night.”
“Aunty pork porked my ass real good”
“Aunty porks fingernails are no joke”
“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”
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“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”
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