Asscerbate

Verb, the act of masturbating ones ass.

Man it sucked when my room mate walked in on me asscerbating. Asscerbate.

by Afjordi July 2, 2012

assvertising

The wearing of advertising or words across one's ass....assvertising!

What's that written across your ass, oh I see it's assvertising! Commonly seen on sweat pants and shorts, usually on females.

by deep creek local April 18, 2013

assbergman

A person who blames celebrities like legendary-actress Ingrid Bergman for encouraging and urging parents to vaccinate their children against the deadly illness Measles on a 1975 commercial from UNICEF which celebrities like Jenny McCarthy and medical scientists in the United Kingdom blame for children inheriting mental-disabilties such as Autism (ASD), Scoliosis, or even Mental-Retardation, etc:. It's become popular in 2015 and has't been since Bergman's death in 1982.

That fucking cunt Jenny McCarthy calls ALL parents assbergmans for vaccinating their kids against Measles who have Autism.

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 12, 2015

asslergic

The allergic reaction of one's ass to a particular substance or person

Tom is denomstrating a asslergic reaction to shannon

by Tomx2 September 24, 2016

Asstertaste

A shitty aftertaste one gets when drinking or eating something.

I like these monster tea lemonades but they give you bad asstertaste.

by TTDRIVER382 August 21, 2016

asserbating

The act of purposefully making a situation worse or less desirable for others while deriving personal satisfaction.

Paul is asserbating his relationship with Jessica when he accidentally texted her nude photos of himself with her Mom.

by monothesaurus February 14, 2018

assbergurs

Getting called Assbergurs is a another way to describe a funny but inconveniently churlish person. Assbergurs also refers to someone who is not churlish and also a really nice guy who cracks sometimes messed up jokes, but no one catches them because they are misleading. Assbergurs has a final rare meaning only possessed by one person, the creator of this word. This meaning entitles a mush demeanor and a undesirable urge to make people smile and be friends with anyone he/she finds funny or chill.

Bad meaning - “hey, stfu you Assbergur boy!”

Medium meaning - “Assbergur Just told a really funny joke!!”

Good meaning - “ASSBERGURS IVE BEEN DYING TO SEE YOU!!”

These meanings have not been confirmed but have been used before to describe people, don’t take my word for it but it’s true™.

by NinjaChubDub June 17, 2018