Assblasting

When a peer, friend, coworker, or nearby person deliberately lifts or spreads their ass cheeks to fart at you or on you.

Does anyone else realize that Mark has been assblasting you?!?!

by greasyginzos March 26, 2013

assbacks

word used to save you seat if you must get up. The standard rule of use with this word is that it only lasts 5 minutes. After that time, the seat is open to anyone.

"I gotta go take a piss. Assbacks!"

by Jvon726 December 14, 2008

Assboned

Being fucked up the ass by a large boner... i.e. assboned.

"Ouch...."
"Hey man, what happened?"
"They made us do a bunch of glute exercises at practice....I feel like I just got assboned."

by Loban17 February 5, 2010

assbrator

Devices intended to vibrate inside the anal cavity and stimulate the rectal nerves for a relaxing and pleasurable feeling.

"With his partner out for the evening, Matt decided to put the assbrator to some good personal use."

by Orange Ball of Hate April 22, 2010

assbackards

synonym and alternate pronunciation for: ass backwards

He looked up assbackards on urban dictionary and some kind bloke had added a redirect to ass backwards for him.

by Mart2038 May 21, 2015

assbelt

A thick leather belt strung up your ass so far that you can't find it once you lose it.

"Damn, nigga, yo assbelt is shit-stained"

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

assbuck

Idfk tbh i just typed that in the search bar lol

I dont know why i searched assbuck

by A n t o June 21, 2017