Assness

The quality of being an ass. How much of an ass you are.

Barney's sweet nature makes up for some if his assness.

by majorlanguage August 12, 2017

Assed

(used to give emphasis) bad-assed, high-assed, tight-assed.

- I think it's time to put on a diet! Take a look! This T-shirt is freakin' tight-assed !!!

- Jogging everyday, and also eating a apple a day keeps the doctor away!

by William Warney December 14, 2010

assed

wen one rubs his or her ass on someone else

David assed Derek well

by David Schrbopples May 13, 2005

assful

one who is assy

"That bumscummin' bitch over there sure is assful."
"What'd you say 'bout my mum?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

-ass

Suffix. When added, accentuates the extreme of the word coming before.

Baracka-flocka flame's one hood-ass nigga.

I'm a rich-ass nigga.

by Baracka-Flocka-Flame December 8, 2010

ass-

An insignificant amount of something. The object in question is placed in the blank. Comes from the term ass change

Girl 1: I just ate a whole box of cookies!
Girl 2: How many cookies are in a box?
Girl 1: 10.. but they're big cookies!
Girl 2: That's it? That's ass-cookies!

Dude 1: I had to read so much for SOSC last night
Dude 2: How much?
Dude 1: 40 pages of Marx' Communist Manifesto
Dude 2: Thats it? Dude, that's ass-Marx.

Floridian: It's so cold outside!
Chicagoan: What's the temperature?
Floridian: 40 degrees with wind-chill
Chicagoan: That's not cold, that's ass-weather!

by Danny_bro_chill December 26, 2007

Assed

When you have sat/layed down and don't have the ability to get back up. This can happen in many ways. Ie:obesity, being stoned, extreme cases of laziness and even after getting rocked in a fist fight.

Dude, that last bowl just assed me. I can't get that brew for you.

by Dr.Awesomeballs69 May 14, 2014