fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".
Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!
by Joe Riverdale February 03, 2018
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I want to do everything to you and your family
Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”
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You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.
Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.
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you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself
- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"
by idiommaster October 16, 2023
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Are you out of your mind!?

a phrase someone used when they're going insane,
i wanna dive in a pool 9 miles up in the sky!
Are you out of your mind!?
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you were here now your there

you were ugly than had a big glow up and got a better type
you were here now your there so i did better
by factors March 29, 2022
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