Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot (Shot can be replaced by any other form of violence like stabbed, killed, dragged,etc)
by I_said_what_I_said September 3, 2018
Get the Lucky you didn’t get your ass shotmug. Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
Get the you can't have your kale and spend it toomug. if someone gives unnecessary comments that you didn’t ask for you can deal with it with sarcasm:) and humor!
by Sarah._.26353 March 16, 2023
Get the Thank you for your city your frankmug. 
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
by Elysmile April 7, 2021
Get the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!mug. When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver
by kashimofeetlicker November 3, 2025
Get the Fuck you and your uber drivermug. Looking you upside your head means to look at you in a crazy manner due to something that's going on crazy around you due to your allowance.
by Brat069 April 25, 2019
Get the looking you upside your headmug.