sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter

sweating profusely

fuck it's hot! i'm sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter!

by mattymayi October 14, 2008

waiting to exhale

waiting to give it up because you're not sure what your man's about

that player straight left me 'cause I was waiting to exhale...

by medaeval February 6, 2004

waiting for a friend

the act of meeting or seeking partners for anonymous public tomfoolery; may also imply impishness

"I saw Dave Barrow acting the fool at the mall. He says he was waiting for a friend."

by Carl the Slangmeister July 1, 2009

writingness

An overwhelming plethora of writing inconceivable to the human mind.

I am halfway done the this crazy writingness that is due on Friday.

by heyyouismyname August 16, 2010

writing a god damn check

Going to a movie and the line is being held up by a lady writing a check.

My friend yells writing a god damn check.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

Waiting Face

When you initially don't find someone attractive but the more you see them the hotter they get. Basically just you lowering your standards to accept the options you are given.

Bobby (First day of class): "There aren't any cute girls in my class"
Bobby (2 months into school): "This girl in my class is so hot"
Scott: "Sounds like she's got a waiting face"

by ShotScott October 18, 2018

Writing

Ooooh it IS hard work that I’m doing here!

Hym “Writing is super-duper hard work. And I’m doing. AND I’m right all the Goddamn time. It’s a good thing working hard pays off and doesn’t lead to (and ONLY to) exploitation. That would suck because then I would be living in squalor while other people are buttering their bread with my hard work. Good thing that’s not the case. And it’s a good thing we don’t have hundreds of thousands of people watching that happen live to see what’s in store for them in Dr. Jeepjorp’s Social-Lysenkoism new world order. Everything is great.”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022