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Wowie

The name of someone who effortlessly “Wowsothers.
Wowie is a breath of fresh air but took my breathe when he walked in.
by GoodPerson3k November 22, 2021
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woowee

i just wanna tm "woowee". this is my way of doing so.
"woowee is the most amazing person on earth."
by ilysosaa February 11, 2022
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Wower

The art of combining a wank and a shower simultaneously.......similar to a kwank where the individual partakes in a sleep shortly following a wank...
Fuck sorry mate, I didn't reply to your message because I was taking a wower / having a kwank
by Ricky B2 February 15, 2022
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Wownero Chan

An adult that enjoys cosplaying as the Nintendo character Wario, quite often in sync with the lunar cycle. They always run solo and avoid pool parties at all costs. Commonly cherish memes, rings, coins, and privacy. Very serious jokers.
Wow, Elon Musk is such a Wownero Chan for dressing he appeared on SNL. Very stupid but much respect!
by Wario Enjoyer April 5, 2022
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Wowsers

Just a different way of saying "Wow". More "tongue-in-cheek" way of saying it.
Iam "Wowsers man.... I'm still not entirely sure what we did here."

Hym "Well, worst case scenario we started a Satanist cult, got plagiarismed out of a movie and some genius grants, and the random circumambulation of our mind has been turn into a cudgel that is being used to usurp the government and bludgeon dissidents into submission."

Iam "Huh.... Then what's the best case scenario?"

Hym "All of the above except we get free money and people carry us around on a golden throne.... Like Xerxes."

Iam "Huh.... That doesn't seem like something people would like..."

Hym "Oh! Yeah! Definitely not. They are going to Muammar Gaddafi the shit out of us!"

Iam "Huh.... Huh.... It should be harder than that to take over the government..."

Hym "I KNOW! We didn't even break a sweat! I mean... We almost jumped off a bridge but whatever..."

Iam "Well it's not like we were trying to do that!"

Hym "THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Iam "If true.... I mean, I just wanted to express my thoughts.... You know? Get some stuff off my chest."

Hym "Oh you did! And now we're going to be assassinated. Or mob violenced. Or burned at stake for being an affront to their God monster."

Iam "Hmmm.... None of that sounds very good...."

Hym "Maybe we're just Nuts-world! Bonkers! A schizo!"

Iam "Uhh... That doesn't sound very good either..."

Hym "Yeah... I don't see this ending well... At least we get to take another crack at The Creature sooner rather than later🤷"

Iam "Huh...."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2022
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wowhers

wowhers also known as leo is the best and most wonderful person in the world and he is really funny
"Hey is that wowhers the most funniest person in the world?"

Omg i love wowhers
by Driedplaydough May 15, 2022
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wowhers

wowhers also known as leo is the best and most wonderful person in the world and he is really funny
"Hey is that wowhers the most funniest person in the world?"

Omg i love wowhers
by Driedplaydough May 15, 2022
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