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Welcome Mat

A vertical, rectangular patch of facial hair on the chin worn to subtly suggest the wearer's proclivity for performing fellatio.
There were lots of hot dudes at the party, but I zeroed in on the one with the welcome mat.
by Freedom Tail June 10, 2020
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Welmoed

Amazing person, always fun to be around. Also looks very cool.
Wow, look at that Welmoed, they look so cool! I wish I was them.
by Maudleaxolotl March 11, 2022
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A phrase that automatically appears in the Gboard clipboard. Often used nonsensically and without context.
Person 1: Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

Person 2: What?
by JustKat July 6, 2022
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Alabama welcome

When new neighbors move in and you invite them over to your trailer with your brother-dad and sister-mom and do meth out of your cousins asshole
We invited the Smiths over for a good old fashioned Alabama welcome.
by thatscrewedupkid January 2, 2018
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Welches

Another Way To Define Graped
Welches=Brand Of Grape Juice
You Just graped A Friend
You, To Friend:You Want Some WELCHES With That?
by Leak October 6, 2005
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welcome mat

What you call a womans vagina when she uses it for the act of welcoming any and all good-looking new members into your community by sleeping with them before anyone else does. Similer to a welcome wagon but going the extra mile to your bed.
1-they call me the welcome mat because i hunt down the new guy in town and drag him to my lair before anyone else gets in theier pants

2- that chick is alameda's welcome mat for when the coasties pull into town
by trixxy b damned November 10, 2006
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