Waxing

to wax a girl is to shag her over the bonnet of a car

i waxed this girl on the way home from the pub on some chumps beemer

by P.Albone (Nox Noctics) October 6, 2003

wading pool

Noun:

1) The area that is the shallowest depths of insertion of the unsheathed phallus allowed by a female who, while not hesitant to have sex with you, is hesitant to face the worst consequences of carrying through.

2) The defined court of play for a heterosexual game of sexual chicken (winner is determined by who is the first to call for the condom)

She didn't want any guppies, so she kept him confined to the wading pool until it was time to put his swim cap on.

or

She did not want to bear his children; he did not want her herpes. They called the game of sexual chicken a draw as he withdrew himself from the wading pool.

by alliedfarces November 2, 2011

waxing

To masturbate

While walking in the park one day, I waxed my johnny

by GM July 30, 2003

The Best Part of Waking Up

Is Peepa in your butt!

Can be used when waking up both men and women, sing them a little jingle. "The best part of waking up, is peepa in your butt!"

by Wan Lee March 19, 2010

waxing the desk

To wax the desk is to butt fuck someone doggy style and then when your done smear your rod all over the top of their ass.

Bill: Hey man did u score last night with that chick from the bar???

Jim: Hell ya, i even waxed her desk!!!

Bill: Damn i love waxing the desk...

by master desk waxer April 17, 2009

wating

Like eating ... but better.

Last night, I was wating a hamburger, and it was really good.

by aynisha December 30, 2004

waking the cadaver

BRUTAL ASS DEATHCORE! NIGGER!

brutal ass nigger: hey, bitch. have you heard of waking the cadaver?

Bitch: noway, that sounds violent. i like nickleback and sellout boy... i mean fallout boy.

brutal ass nigger: well shit, bitch! wanna buy some cocaine?

by mattzula January 13, 2009