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Volcanic Shit

When you're constipated and a fart builds up above the stuck shut, creating more and more pressure. The end result is a painful explosion of shit scattered around your toilet basin.
Argh, my ass hurts so much after that Volcanic Shit I had.
by Archaeon December 29, 2012
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Volcano

Refers to an extremely large pimple, likely infected, that is normally located but not limited to: the forehead or back region of the body.
1. "Paul I'm not going anywhere with this volcano, it's hideous!"

2. "Oh God my volcano is about to erupt(all over the mirror)!!!"
by Marlfox June 14, 2012
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Greek Volcano

Pleasuring oneself or receiving pleasure to the near point of climax and then abruptly stopping mid stroke claiming that that's enough pleasure for one day.

The term is derived from volcanoes in Greece that have been dormant for years. They could erupt but choose not to right now.
Example 1:
Albert: I saw you and Shaneek'wa making out at the party. You do the dirty?
Taso: I got the "Greek Volcano", man...
Albert: Ouch. You go home and take care of business by yourself?
Taso: Nah, I was good, that was enough pleasure for me.
Albert: You have no game, you couldn't seal the deal, Greek Volcano

Example 2:
Chuck Norris is also an advocate for Greek Volcano as his pleasure taste buds are so superior to regular man that a Norris orgasm would result in too much man juice that the world could not handle (similar to the iceland volcano), which is why he's more than happy to stop before climax claiming he's received more than enough Norris pleasure.
by booya_inthehouse April 20, 2010
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white-volcanoe

when a girl shoves the end of her nipple into a guys dick hole and the guy lacktates the girl while the girl masterbates the guy causing the sperm and milk to fly out from both organs creating a white-volcanoe
Also, can lick up excess material.
"Oh that was so nice last night when my pussy-cat put her wet nipple in my pee pee hole and ohhh.....that millky millky co-co puffs all over my bod. Man only if it was a red-volcanoe...But i still like those white-volcanoe"
by anthony trizz December 28, 2007
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Dunked In The Volcano & Burn

To be perodically burned and dunked in one fatal swoop While it is vary rare to see a true "Volcano Burn", they are the most extreme and powerful form of humiliation.
Eric was dunked in the volcano and burn when he told his friend that he had a wet dream involving Casey Donovan.
by Griffinfuhrer January 1, 2005
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pop rock volcano

when giving head, one puts pop rocks in their mouth. after a while the pop rocks fizz with the frothy spit and come out of the nose. Thus creating a pop rock volcano.
Sheela was giving me head with pop rocks last night and fizz came out her nose. it was a total pop rock volcano!
by jinxster bibbles January 6, 2011
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volcanus

Intense diarrhoea, resembling a volcano. So intense that when fecies exits, it does so at such speed to cause a splash in the toilet water which makes contact with the buttocks.
Man, I had such a volcanus today, my ass was drenched and stinging madly afterwards.
by Blake January 17, 2004
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