Definitions by Griffinfuhrer

yarl 

Yarling is the vocalization process of putting a hidden 'R' underneath every syllable in a lame way to sound soulful. Examples of bands that regularly yarl in their vocals; Matchbox 20, Nickleback, Pearl Jam

"Eddie Vedder is a yarler"

"Rob Thomas doesn't sing, he just yarls"

yarl by griffinfuhrer December 3, 2005

bestofer 

A bestofer is a person who only buys the "best of" albums of artists and that is all that he listens to, hence "bestofer".

Sean says he is a Jethro Tull fan but he only owns the Best Of Album. Hence he is a bestofer.

bestofer by Griffinfuhrer January 2, 2005

Burn 

To be thoroughly humiliated or insulted to the point where you cannot return with a comeback.

Fred was "burned" by his friends for admitting to liking Limp Bizkit.

Burn by Griffinfuhrer January 1, 2005

Dunk

To be thoroughly humiliated or insulted to the point where you cannot return with a comeback. It is generally a far more severe case than a plain burn.

Eric was dunked by his friends for saying he enjoys ballet.

Dunk by Griffinfuhrer January 1, 2005

Dunked In The Volcano & Burn 

To be perodically burned and dunked in one fatal swoop While it is vary rare to see a true "Volcano Burn", they are the most extreme and powerful form of humiliation.

Eric was dunked in the volcano and burn when he told his friend that he had a wet dream involving Casey Donovan.

Dunked In The Volcano & Burn by Griffinfuhrer January 1, 2005