Alternate Universe 

Having a kick ass orgasm while getting a blumpkin, eating a good sandwich, injecting heroin, watching an awesome film, receiving a nice message and being told you won the lottery.

tom: fred, you look so serene, man, what happened?

fred: (ecstatically) Alternate universe

tom: No....fucking....way!

Alternate Universe by bluhluhluhshning April 20, 2010

Steven Universe 

The only thing that's shittier than me

steven universe sucks

Steven Universe by xarope October 15, 2017

Greg universe 

Sunburnt dad. Nearly always is wearing a wife beater and shorts, but has a marching tan. Dad of Steven Universe

"Yo, you seen that Greg Universe"
"Hell yeah, he washed my car!"

Greg universe by YiffmeOwO September 13, 2018

Queen of the Universe 

THE Woman, NOT GIRL, that Rules the entire existance of any and everything. Including but not limited to all things Physical, Mental, emotional etc.

Kristi is the ~Queen of the Universe~

Queen of the Universe by KISSMeU August 7, 2006

Blackmail the world into tickling the universe 

1.(phrase) - When something is extremely distressing in a conversation or idea, that the only way to explain it is to say something unrealistic and nonsensical.

"Dude, I cant believe she dated him, got knocked up AND hitched! I'm gonna BLACKMAIL THE WORLD INTO TICKLING THE UNIVERSE!"

Blackmail the world into tickling the universe by Mourning Star May 1, 2006

steven universe 

gordo mamon

guy 1: gordo mamon
guy 2: steven universe

steven universe by elnigfer December 20, 2020

Steven Universe 

An ansty teen who has mom issues. He used to be an adorable cinnamon roll but now he amgry. He hates pickles on his Mcdonald's burgers. Steven believes that K isn't a valid reply, and you can't be attracted to a verb.

Steven Universe : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pearl : steven calm tf down bish

Steven Universe by Just Some Random User I Guess September 22, 2020