Unlucky charms 

Wizard sleeves on a girl that taste terrible they are not magically delicious.

Don't go down on Julie she has unlucky charms.

Unlucky charms by Evillekat December 14, 2010

upfucking 

The act of fucking something up

Neither of us knew how to fix our dishwasher, so we knew that if we would be in for a major upfucking if we didn't call for help.

upfucking by awmm May 21, 2018

Upfuck 

Verb: To vomit during the act of intercourse, typically due to intoxication.

"I brought her upstairs at the party but halfway through she upfucked all over my new bedspread."

Upfuck by Tard Ferguson July 13, 2018

Unlucky 

When two young teenagers are alone in the room, where the male is questing for a hook and a third party joins resulting in a cockblock

Patto got really unlucky with Ram on Friday night

Unlucky by BigDogPat July 22, 2018

Unflucky 

The one word for the two words Unlucky and F**kin combined; i.e. UnF**kinLucky = Unflucky.

"So the other day I realised that I was pregnant" ... " OHHHHH UNFLUCKYYYYYYYY "

Unflucky by mishonerdotcom December 18, 2008

unfuckingbelievable 

The only thing in the english language that one can "un" fuck.

Don't tell me I did that ugly cunt last night. Unfuckingbelievable.

unfuckingbelievable by rdc September 26, 2003

Unlucky Spoon Syndrome 

When your eating a bowl of Lucky Charms and the marshmallows get stuck to the bottom of the spoon. Causing a shit load of shit to go down.

"Did you hear what happened to Brady?"

"No, what?"

"He through a bowl of cereal through his flat screen. Bad case of Unlucky Spoon Syndrome."

"I fucking hate when that happens."

Unlucky Spoon Syndrome by JaredKere June 18, 2009