twitchy

something that is really gross or annoying in some way and bugs you.

"some people make me twitch"

by michelle November 25, 2003

Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz

A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy

by Bob March 26, 2005

Bitch Twitch

A very twitchy man that is used as a tool for sex in jail.

"Hey you bitch twitch, stop twitchin and get working me."

by Cater June 23, 2006

Twitchslap

A twitchslap is when a friend/family member/girlfriend/blogger outs your business on Twitter

Did you see that fool got twitchslapped from his GF last week?

by Steupz August 8, 2009

Twitch Skarkro

An amazingly hilarious guy whos super sweet and kind hearted with an exceptionally large cock. Seems to be well-liked by everyone. Has an amazing jew fro (which I want to steal from him) and he makes everyone laugh alot. Always has a few tricks up his sleeve and never leaves anyone feeling sad or left out. Personally I want to have him in my life forever. <3

Sammie: That guy was freaking hilarious and sweet and soooo cute!
Celeste: Yeah I know right... that's because he's Twitch Skarkro.

by Lil_Lette4Lyfe January 2, 2011

twitchy bum

A twitching sensation in your anus when you feel nervous or anxious about something, causing you to nearly shit your pants

Got a serious twitchy bum for finding out my exam results

by Rach1boob February 23, 2015

Inmans twitch

The brisk staccato, buttock clenched walk to the toilet when one is attempting to prevent turtle egress.From the gait adopted by 70's sitcome actor John Inman

Out me way!, I've got the Inmans twitch, it looks like I'm gonna be building a log cabin.

by Mr Pecker puffing gaymund September 26, 2008