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twitches

Twin bitches , girls identical in appearance and both are bitchy in attitude.
Those twins are such twitches!
by Shane Lexander from p town March 15, 2010
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Twitch Noob

A twitch noob is a competitive gamer that bashes Team Fortress 2 public server players, and boasts about how 6 vs 6 (aka Twitch Fortress 2) is much better. These players complain about how they keep getting owned by Heavies, Pyros, Spys and Engineers, and ask for nerfs of these classes on Steam forums. When their obviously just noobs who refuse to adapt too Team Fortress 2's intended gameplay.
Bobby thought he would own everyone when he played sniper in Team Fortress 2, but found out that he is a twitch noob.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago April 6, 2009
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anal twitch

1:The involuntary spasming of muscles around the anus.
2: a person so annoying and obnoxious that they can only be referred to as an " anal twitch".
" that guy over there is such an anal twitch!"
by Tocotocosocks April 2, 2016
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twitch gamer

generic term for a master of the state of the art of FPS,
In reference to the act of "twitching" the mouse by reflex to attack and dodge in FPS games see also fpsCounter strike
i shall assemble the greatest twitch gamers in the world to join my Counter Strike Clan!!!
by matao June 20, 2003
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four fingered twat twitcher

the act of stimulating the pussy and ass by twitching the index and middle finger of both hands, one in the pussy, one in the ass while making strange buzzing noises. Scrinching your face into the "bitter beer face" is not necessary but an optional crowd pleaser.
Santa surprised Mrs. Claus with the four fingered twat twitcher udner the holiday table.
by Twitchy Bitch December 27, 2008
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twatclown

1) a person who exhibits a tendency of being an asshole to the point of absurdity 2) a person who is a buffoon, and also a jerk
Mary: "He threw rocks at James and Darci, because he thought the cool kids would think it was funny? What a twatclown."
by campbell42 February 24, 2010
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Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching)

An easily diagnosable condition of the tourette syndrome family.

It's caused by an over excitement of unconscious brainwave feelings towards the well known computer game "Resident evil 5" and is mostly traceable to the "Mercenaries" stage.

The player, suffering from the condition will play the aimless mode as normal, will go to melee an enemy, it's during the melee animation the player will unknowingly tap into the inventory screen and quickly, almost Weskerr/Neo lightning quick, transfer the ammo into the gun placement and then exist lavishly out of the inventory screen.

That is a more general indication that the player is suffering from the condition. A more serious diagnosis are as follows and in many of these cases, the inventory is brought up for a split second for the user to then take away, not actually reloading anything, you are advised to see a doctor in these extreme circumstances, or to cease playing this fucking dogshit mode that is about as classic as Andrew Evenstars hair;

-Inventory twitching when hitting a timer
-Inventory twitching when jumping through a window
-Inventory twitching when jumping up/down from a ledge
-Inventory twitching when climbing up a ladder
-Inventory twitching when climbing down a ladder
-Inventory twitching when dashing

And many, many more symptoms
About to Windfall a downed zombie...OMG THAT'S SO COOL, QUICK INVENTORY TWITCH BEFORE THE ANIMATION FINISHES WITH STILL 20 BULLETS IN MY CHAMBER!!!!

Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching) here I go again "RESIDENT EVIL FIVVVVEEEEE"
by Mercenary doctor April 29, 2011
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