twatclown

1) a person who exhibits a tendency of being an asshole to the point of absurdity 2) a person who is a buffoon, and also a jerk

Mary: "He threw rocks at James and Darci, because he thought the cool kids would think it was funny? What a twatclown."

by campbell42 February 24, 2010

Twatclops

A vagina slammed so hard, that when the dick is pulled out, it pulsates like an eye.

Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: I was just fucking Liz.
Guy #1: Was she nice and tight?
Guy #2: Not when I was done with her. I slammed that pussy so hard, it blinked like a twatclops!

by Mr. Swine Stone October 20, 2010

Twatclanger

The female equivalent of 'Cockwomble'

Especially if she holds any position of authority

That burger place is extensively staffed by Cockwombles & Twatclangers

by JoKitsch October 28, 2014