Turbo Nigger

Anyone over exhibiting racial stereotypes relating to the African American, being excessively country, excessively ignorant, displaying total lack of style, class, taste, education, and respect.

Damn he's over doing it, Look at this Turbo Nigger over here.

by #1 Headband January 6, 2009

Turbo Blumpkin

A twist on the standard blumpkin, a turbo blumpkin is getting head from a girl while taking a dump. The added boost comes when the girl pushes the log back inside the guy as a dildo and repeats like hitting the turbo button in madden.

Molly hit me with the turbo blumpkin last night.... it was awesome.

by blumpkinater February 20, 2011

turbo-retarded

When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.

People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.

Everything they touch turns to shit.

Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.

Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.

You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.

Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"

Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"

Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "What why?"

Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."

by J.S.H.T. April 29, 2011

Turbo Felch

(1) verb. The act of farting ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the anus in which they were deposited.

See Felch

Hey, Dave, I'm hungry. Fancy some turbo felching?

by Doccy December 9, 2008

Turbo Turtle

Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.

"I don't get it....."
"You're such a turbo turtle!"

by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009

Turbo Gleek

The act of Gleeking (gleek) either in a consecutive manner, or a gleek that is projected over a large area of land.

Jordan: Damn, Brandon just turbo gleeked on Billy from the other side of the room

Billy: Owwww! i think its radioactive!!!
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Jordan: Oh my lord chris just gleeked like 10 times

Billy: Thats some turbo gleeking right there

by $JDizzY$ April 29, 2009

turbo queef

An acoustic duo from Ontario, Canada.
Formerly known as '10 Second Turbo Queef'

Turbo Queef played an awesome show last night, I can't wait to see them again.

by Kays04 October 7, 2010