Turbo Gleek

The act of Gleeking (gleek) either in a consecutive manner, or a gleek that is projected over a large area of land.

Jordan: Damn, Brandon just turbo gleeked on Billy from the other side of the room

Billy: Owwww! i think its radioactive!!!
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Jordan: Oh my lord chris just gleeked like 10 times

Billy: Thats some turbo gleeking right there

by $JDizzY$ April 29, 2009

Turbo Cider

Turbo Cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. The main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get pissed on - and thus it is commonly frowned upon by 'proper' homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.

The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".

Julian: Man, this cider is proper skanky stuff. It tastes like absolute cack!!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!

by JizzJizz69 December 18, 2011

mega turbo

something that is more best than best; akin to fierce, arctic. also "turbo" or "mega turbo sweet".

"dude, i bought some mega turbo air jordans yesterday."

by porthos (3) September 27, 2008

Turbo Jagoff

A term used for a person who takes being a jagoff to a new level. They amped it up or kicked it into "turbo" charge.

I accidentally dropped my friend's grande, double espresso, vanilla/carmel latte. He went all Turbo Jagoff on me, ranting, raving and swearing even though it's a GIRLY drink anyway!!"

"My asshole boss kicked it into Turbo Jagoff just because I was 15 minutes late for work.

by dinosaurglow June 29, 2011

Turbo Juice

A drink only found at Handle Bar Hanks in Welland, On. Mixed liquor and Old Vienna that is sure to play mind games with you.

Went to Hanks last night and got a Turbo Juice. I wont be in to work for a week.

by Handlebar spanks June 22, 2017

turbo limp

A type of majestic movement that frequently occurs when a person acquires some kind of leg or foot injury. The rhythm in which it often flows, goes with a sort of kick, flop, bounce. It can be perceived as a rather amusing movement, in an ultracrepidarian's eyes. However this cannot be taken lightly, as it is a serious sport in Sweden, and will soon be introduced to the Olympics.

Catherine turbo limped to the bus stop, in order to not miss her bus with her friend, Lucy on it.

by Ultracrepidarian May 17, 2017

turbo bungle

Fuck up a simple task so badly that simply "bungling" isn't sufficient.

"Boy, you really turbo bungled that one, didn't ya Sam?"

by maestro696969 October 7, 2020