truth troll

A person that constantly bombards you with the truth

Don't be like Jim, Jim's a dumbass be like ty, ty is a master truth troll all he does is hit you with the truth online

by Tslaughter June 20, 2016

Truth Laundering

Truth Laundering. Just like Money Laundering but with the truth. When the search to find the truth requires following so many different leads and sources that the real truth will never actually be found.

There are so many sources of misinformation on the way to really find the truth, this is pure Truth Laundering!
-Describing the Trump Administration

by HoleWrecker July 28, 2017

Truth

To deem a statement as truth, one must summon a wise ginger. As gingers are endangered and just wild. They have seen the worst of the world, so can therefore only state truth.

A wise ginger told me that Fortnite is dead, this is the truth

by NooberPK November 8, 2018

Truthest

A statement that is truer than any other statement

That was the truthest thing I’ve ever heard

by TheRealDaveRamsey.com March 7, 2019

truthcicle

(n.) A small fact that a person has to accept about themselves, delivered in as cold a fashion as imaginable.

I had to feed my girl a truthcicle; now that she gave that new guy the keys to her place, expect him to be living on her couch and eating her food, and not paying rent or for groceries.

by SocDoc420 September 11, 2019

truthies

The truth,, or of truth.

A kind of slang.

1. “you lied” “no i only tell truthies”

2. “lies” “truthies”
3. “you lied you should be more truthful” “but i am i tell truthies”

by JacksBigCockie December 25, 2021

Truth Cat Ruth

The ultimate truth; when it's so true that it can't be denied, much like our Aunts cat Ruth.

I remember hearing about the robbery from our neighbors; they were telling the truth cat ruth, and luckily I was able to catch that bitch Shangela from their description.

by Dr. Hand January 2, 2022