community towel turner

someone who does the junk under the smellpipe in my lawn. weird.

hey that community towel turner is pretty cute. i'd let him soil my linen. "gee, thanks"

by homowner12 February 9, 2009

Owen Turner

A little white racist that constantly gets communication banned on Xbox for saying racial slurs meant to slander all ethnicities other than white.

Owen Turner is a racist white asshole that is privileged and uses that to demean minorities.

by MpTy SLAYER February 27, 2017

tia turner

Tia Turner is a girl who is very shy and cautious of her actions, though she can be a little violent or controlling when needed to be. She is usually the mom friend of her squad and can be dominant and loud when she's comfortable with her surroundings. She is quite intelligent and everyone says she's beautiful but she's never quite too sure for herself and so she never boasts. She likes to mess with boys' heads and sometimes even flirt but when she's in a relationship her boyfriend is her main priority and she's constantly afraid of loosing him. If you ever meet a Tia Turner then you had better become friends with her as she is kind and friendly unless you get on her bad side.

Friend 1: Tia Turner is such a nice person I hope we're friends for a long time
Enemy: You don't wanna be friends with her she's a horrible person and always very sarcastic
Friend 2: She is controlling but fair, almost like mom

by TadpolePenguin5 January 24, 2017

Ike Turner

When one beat his wife with his penis. It's in honour of the man himself, ex huband of Tina Turner, a Famous singer. Turner was later convicted and served time in a California State Prison for drug-related charges, while Tina went on to have a successful solo career beginning in the early 1980s.

She's black and blue after I Ike Turnered her last night

by Buckley August 21, 2006

Tina Turner

Any sexual act involving three people, in which one person realises a newfound attraction to a gender which did not physically stimulate them before.

Mark: "I'm kinda worried about my girlfriend dude...I think that threesome with Anna we had last night Tina Turned Her"

Josh: "I never realised how good having a man could be, that experience with Lisa and her boyfriend was a real Tina Turner"

by Androo224422 December 14, 2008

Ted Turner

A television remote control. Sometimes simply shortened to "ted."

Pass me the Ted Turner, baby. The game's on!

by lazlo silverman August 4, 2005

Ted Turner

An ultra left wing media mogul who enjoys humping dogs.

Oh shit! Ted Turner's in town! Hide Muffy! - Strong Bad

by Your Head Asplode Volume 3 presented by the Umbrella Corporation March 6, 2005