topes

Someone who is jacked and tan.

Wow that kid is mad topes.

by Philbertos April 5, 2008

topsharking

Pulling down an unsuspecting girl's top and/or bra, exposing her breasts. Best done in a public place for maximum shame factor

I went topsharking at school today, and the freshman chick squeaked while all the senior guys watched her big bare boobies bounce.

by el duderino of springfield February 6, 2008

toppe

est. july 7, 2007

an attractive individual who meets the standards of pimping and perfect quality

the toppe is in the house

by stupid face May 10, 2008

tops

1.In control; of high regard; the best; 2. Terrific; fabulous; grand; of high quality 3. the boss; most dominant; the lead

True Religion Jeans are tops as far as designer jeans are concerned.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 8, 2007

topshit

When someone thinks they are the best, most coolest person ever when really they look like a tool.

Bob thought he was topshit driving his brand new hatchback down the road.

by MaBro December 27, 2008

topping off gas tanks

To ejaculate massive ammounts of semen into a vagina or anus. This practice can only be accomplished in the absence of condoms or any other contraceptive that prevents the exchange of fluids. A vagina that has been habitually been topped off runs the risk of becomming garbage pussy.

Bend over whore, Im gonna top off your gas tank with pure, unadulterated eastern Kentucky baby slime.

I love nothing more than topping off gas tanks.

Condoms? I would never take a shower in a raincoat, why would I wear condoms? I am going to top off your gas tank.

I am going to top off your gas tank, and then I will be in you forever.

by Taquesia Blackdigk September 27, 2006

topsider

One of the many ratings on an aircraft carrier other than that of a nuke. They usually complain about how nukes are spoiled overpaid bitches, even though the nukes are the ones that work far more hours, stand duty more often and are usually undermanned.

Nuke to Nuke:
We just stole a bunch of lightbulbs from a topside space.

Those dumb fuckin topsiders

Only topsiders get the day off today

by Hardworkinnuke October 27, 2008