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not today

what ur gf or bf says to u every night
hey babe u down tonight ;)
not today
by carnokarma April 1, 2021
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Russia Today

I don't watch Russia Today, so I am ok.
by lololol lololol August 14, 2024
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Today

Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.
“Today is a wonderful day!”
by yindi December 3, 2019
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what did you guys have for lunch today?

something you say in a group chat to change the conversation topic when =

to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable
user a = hey guys, today I found a penny on the ground! I'm the luckiest dude alive!

*whole group chat stays silent for a while*

user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 23, 2023
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something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies
Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.

Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.

Jake: Okay...let's do this.
by echo 9 May 15, 2007
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.9.A spicy vibe could be a lot of fun today.9.

.9.A spicy vibe could be a lot of fun today.9.
.9.A spicy vibe could be a lot of fun today.9.
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today was pissin

Today was pissing;
In other words ;
Today was kickin
Today was bussin
Today was awsome

This phrase might be used after some fine ass day !
Dude... today was pissin!
by Metal bunny ^_^ February 12, 2022
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