Toshaholic Tuesday

The combination of Tosh.0 and Workaholics coming on comedy central Tuesday nights. Greatest shows on t.v.

Dude 1: "What is on t.v. tonight?"
Dude 2: "It's Toshaholic Tuesday you dumbfuck."

by awood92193 June 30, 2012

tosta/u

Stubborn, hard-headed, strong-willed in Western Sicilian dialect. Used to refer to toddlers, or young children who are sassy and cutely resistant, but said with pride and awe on the part of older relatives. Phonetically it sometimes sounds like "thoistu" for a boy, or "thoista" for a girl. Others will pronounce it closer to "thosta" or "thostu".

The elder relatives may in one sense disapprove of the behavior, but yet be satisfied that the child is demonstrating free spiritedness and self- initiative. The expectation is that these kids will not be easily influenced by their peers and learn how to stand up for themselves.

To have heard this in your household your grandparents, parents, or aunts or uncles would have had to be exposed to turn of the century (1900) western Sicilian dialect, even if you heard it in the second half of the twentieth century. 1950 to 2000. It is becoming more and more rare to hear it.

A nonna looks at her four year old grandson as he is about to write on the wall with crayons and he boldly keeps doing it even as his parents firmly say "NO!" So the nonna smiles and says:

"Oh! He is so tosta/u". Similar to "boys will be boys".

A little girl throws her stuffed animal at her cousin who is visiting and her mother, partly embarrassed, but partly amazed, will grin a bit and say:

"I'm sorry, but she is just so tosta/u"

But the child is still gently discouraged from the behavior, but the parent is glad the child can protect themselves if necessary.

by Tonimac November 19, 2013

fart toss

The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.

I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

Tosh.0

Show where you question Daniel Tosh's Sexuality for 30minutes until it ends.

Tosh.0 viewers--
Dude 1.: dude he is definitely gay....
Dude 2.: no look he touched a girls vajayjay
Dude 1.: no dude look he is grossed out by it.
Dude 2.: dude he cant be gay....
Dude 1.: yo ask tim, his gay radar is spot on.
Tim.: If he is straight so am I ;)

by Reality check May 4, 2012

Toskalol

A term developed to express the poor play exhibited by Toronto Maple Leafs goaltender Vesa Toskala.

Man, Vesa was pure Toskalol on that one.

ToskaLOL in fine form there; brutal goal. Why did we trade for him again?

by Dr. JC January 9, 2009

Plate tosser

A plate tosser is a rarely used "derogatory" term towards Asians. It refers to the idea that Asians name their kids by throwing plates down the stairs and seeing what sound they make.

Example of a plate tosser name: Ching Chong Ding

by WTF;POPTART?* January 5, 2009

bitch toss

Chad I Ginsburg brought back the bitch toss in 1985 after he Saw Cinderella Guitarist do it. Chad retired the bitch toss after he found out a Linkin Park Guitarist used it.

R.I.P Bitch Toss: 1985 - 2003

CKY, Volume 1 shows Chad doing bitch toss

by HELLVIEW96 April 6, 2008