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Art Theft

The act of claiming that you created a work of art so that you can get in on a small share of the praise and attention that is lavished on the best artists, without actually having to have any artistic skill whatsoever.

Since artists are incredibly vain, terribly insecure and need praise to survive in the same way animals need oxygen, Art Theft is considered the eighth deadly sin on online art websites such as DeviantArt, SheezyArt and StormArtists. Being an art thief gets you banned and sent straight to hell to burn for all eternity in the flames of the site's members.

Warnings pointing to this fact can be easily found in the thousands upon thousands of poorly made "Anti Art-Theft" stamps and clubs available on said websites. An ironic fact is that 95% of the people who bitch about art theft do not actually have the artistic talent to make their art worth stealing.

Being vocally against art theft on these websites increases the size of your e-penis by up to 200%.

Art Theft is generally practised by emo 13 year old boys who are so desperate for praise and attention that they will gladly accept it over the internet for something they didn't even make. If this is you, you should kill yourself.
"OMG Some horrid person posted a Sonic recolour that was the same as mine!!!11 I am so reporting them for Art Theft!"

"I'm so hardcore against art theft, I'm going to make deviantART's twenty thousandth anti-Art Theft club!"
by Angry Cosecant February 28, 2009
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tiesto

v: to make a trance/techno song that's top-notch.

a: someone who is very skilled in making digital music.
Man I can't believe you made that song! It's so tiesto!
by nick March 13, 2003
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thefting

some people enjoy thefting things from people's houses because they think they're cool.
by Chairman-Mao January 30, 2006
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craic theft

Some one that steals another persons banter as they are not creative enough themselves!!!
I can't believe you stole that phrase you craic theft
by Rob Geary June 30, 2007
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Grand Theft Auto VI

The new GTA in the series. It's like GTA V but looks better! Sadly, it requires an XBOX X, a PS4 (PS5) or a high-end computer to play.
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theft

noun. A dj from Houston, Tx that somehow wound up in the NW. Speaks with a thick accent and uses words and phrases such as fixin, ima, gonna and the dreaded ya'll. Recieved the name for being arrested for shoplifting motor oil on his eighteenth birthday.
Theft's set was aweseome until he picked up the microphone.
by Colin Pinkerton November 18, 2003
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identity theft

One of the most innacurate myths in U.S. history. In reality, if a credit card is stolen, the business where the criminal spent the funds at, will be hurt, not the card holder. If someone steals your card, and you tell the card company, they will take the money away from the business, not the customer. In turn, the business will lose money, go our of business, or be hurt permanently. However, most people still believe that THEY are the victim.
I don't recognize this $10 charge on my card, it must be identity theft, like they said on TV. I better call mastercard, so they can put the money back on my card. Wow, I'm so traumatized.
by Brian Leeon January 16, 2006
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