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thread the needle

when you’re SO is out running errands for you and you quickly jet out to meet up with your side piece and bang one out quickly, then race home to get back just before your SO does.
My hubby was headed back home from work, but he hit traffic, so i ran over to my side-dick to thread the needle. had him hit it from the back real quick and cum in my mouth so i could kiss my hubby on the lips when he got home made it home just in time to make him think i was cooking dinner the whole time.

what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.
by WannabePilatesPrincess July 7, 2025
mugGet the thread the needlemug.

i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.
by empdumbnigga October 6, 2023
mugGet the i hate my girlfriend threadmug.

Needle Thread

A term used in web browser game "Haxball" that refers to a high quality pass or shot that typically goes between two or more opposing players, and often from a long distance away.
Dude NeyBR hit a nasty needle thread yesterday i'll send you the clip.

And here we have Hax coming from his own half and intercepting the goalkeepers pass! A small chance at the goal AND HE GETS IT! AN ABSOLUTE NEEDLE THREAD! WHAT A GOAL! SENDING THE BALL THROUGH TWO GOALKEEPERS TO BREAK THE TIE!
by SenseiMingglee December 13, 2023
mugGet the Needle Threadmug.

Boss Threads

Street talk for smart-casual clothes which look particularly nice on someone.
'They are some Boss Threads you have on today, dude'
by Unlimited_Boldness November 1, 2016
mugGet the Boss Threadsmug.

Shitter Thread

A thread on twitter which has lost all relevance and/or interest, or where only idiots trying to look cool after the main trend remain to show any form of willingful continuation of the thread. Can also be applied to forums and blogs. Another way of these coming about is where a shitter thread is created as a means for procrastination
have you seen the kinds of things people are tweeting on twitter nowadays? It's all shitter threads

The continued tweeting about Micheal Jackson's death and the current tweeting about Justin Bieber are examples of shitter threads.
by selenetythecat February 27, 2010
mugGet the Shitter Threadmug.

the before christmas eve thread

the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons

many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
anon1: bro did you see the before christmas eve thread?
anon2: yeah and it was really cool!
by A random /pol/tard December 24, 2020
mugGet the the before christmas eve threadmug.

Threading the needle

Putting a nail on the floor and falling on it so you end up sounding yourself
I was at a party and I had to play threading the needle
by Coolman8760 February 18, 2020
mugGet the Threading the needlemug.

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