teets

To serve no purpose. Useless

A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.

Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."

by SrBlanco November 15, 2005

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teenspeak

Internet slang mainly used by fat, lazy, and/or stupid teens who's iq is 100x their weight. Catagorized by stupidly acronymizing three letter words that only take about a quarter second of typing. (people who spell you wrong, i'm especially talking to you!)

whitgrl24:omg y u bi disin n mi?
Me: because you're an idiot, now stop using teenspeak or i'll use this rake to cut your heart out, then pee on it

by Theamazingbender October 19, 2006

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Teets • temps • teefs • Teep • teepee • Teesh • Teesha • Teeksha • teepo • Teesa

Teeks

Slang in the UK for 'The Kissy Whisperer' otherwise known as Monks or Barry.

Oh my God... Teeks won't stop kissing his bird!

by general-legend July 14, 2011

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Busted Tees

A tee shirt company that caters from high school to college age kids with terrible shirts with "witty" saying on them usually indicative of current events.

Also featuring the SAME red headed girl wearing said T-Shirts who isn't attractive in every single photo that they seem to produce.

A: "Hey did you see that Busted Tees Ad?"

B: "You mean the one with the busted girl?"

A: "Yeah, the red head"

B: "Yeah, she sure is fucking ugly"

by Joey Kola December 9, 2008

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Teepee Tits

When a female bends over and the cleavage of her boobs are spread in the shape that forms a teepee.

The boobs are so spread appart that it creates such an illusion.

Opps dropped my shot glass, but oh no im wearing a bathing suit, fuck ill have teepee tits yo.

by poposonmytail August 18, 2010

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